The Funniest Sales Memes We Found Online

Updated November 10, 2022.

Who would we be if we didn’t have an entire blog article dedicated to the funniest sales memes on the internet? 

Well, we definitely wouldn’t be Walnut. Because while we’re nuts about sales, we’re even more nuts about sales memes.  

Sure, you can say that this sort of article might be kind of distracting for sales pros. But everyone deserves a break now and again. 

Of course, some of these memes are our own creations—we couldn’t help ourselves. But we also couldn’t ignore the hilarious minds at other sales blogs and channels, so we added their masterpieces here for you as well. 

PS: If by mistake, one of the credits we gave isn’t accurate, we blame the internet—it’s easy and free! However, we’d really like to fix it. So if you suspect there’s been a case of miss-crediting, shoot an email to emmanuel@walnut.io. He’ll gladly take care of it. 

So, without further ado, here’s our roundup of the funniest sales memes the internet has to offer:

When the deal is never going to happen

Prospect ghosting

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When that quota seems impossible

The average SDR personalization strategy

Remembering the prospect’s name

The sales squad

Live demo struggles

Updating the CRM

When the joke just doesn’t land

Budget pains 

Reps are just like us, only with more caffeine jitters

Deciphering the comp plan

Gotta love the sales process

End of the quarter stress pains

Let prospects try before they buy!

Let’s get serious for a minute

We are the first to admit that we have a blast poking fun at the B2B sales universe.

What can we say? We can’t help ourselves.

But all jokes aside, we can’t ignore the fact that B2B sales needs to change. And one of the ways we can help make the sales process better is through more personalized and interactive product demos.  

Because when prospects can actually see why a product is life-changing for themselves, it makes the B2B sales world better for both buyers and sellers.    

Recommended reads:

• The Top 5 Product Demo Fails Of All Time
• Sales Terminology: 100 Abbreviations and Terms You Need to Know

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